For a few months now Morgana Cryptoria’s lipstick in Troll Repellant has been my favorite go-to lipstick for a bright. It’s a pink-purple-violet with blue shimmer to my eyes.
It’s officially described as a Bold violet with sparkles changing from blue to purple.
The Website Claims:
Perfect for warding off those pesky trolls.
Trolls are typically found under bridges, but they can also be found lurking on blogs, Facebook groups, twitter, sending anonymous e-mails, screencapping to post on their blog(butthurt trolls), in chat rooms, cubicles, etc. They seem to be everywhere these days. Luckily, I have whipped up an anti-troll lipstick to help get rid of the horrid little things.
This formula has only been proven effective on under bridge trolls. The formula has not been tested for efficiency on internet or workplace trolls, but may work on certain species of garden and underpants gnomes.
Side effects: The mere mention of this Troll Repellant lipstick may cause trolls to make further attempts to justify their trollness.
Ok, so this was totally written as a joke but I love it. Melissa is so funny!
Astrocaryum Murumuru Butter, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Kernel Oil, Ricinus communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Caprylic/Capric/Stearic Glycerides, Hydrogenated Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Seed Oil, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Disteardimonium Hectorite, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Wax, Rhus Succedanea Fruit Wax, Microcrystalline Wax, Ozokerite Wax, Cyclopentasiloxane (and) C30-45 Alkyl Cetearyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Hydrogenated Polyisobutene, Isodododecane, Isopropyl Myristate, Cetearyl Ethylhexanoate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Squalene (Olive), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Synthetic Flourophogite, Calcium Sodium Boroscilicate, Calcium Aluminum Boroscilicate, Silicon Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Mica, Synthetic Wax, Methicone. May Contain: Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Manganese Violet, Copper Powder, Bronze Powder, Red 40, Red 6, Red 33, Red 7, Red 30, Red 21, Red 27, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Orange 5
Glitter is not used in any of the lipsticks. The sparkles are mica, synthetic mica, or cosmetic safe glass based borosilicates. These ingredients are much more expensive & complex than glitter.
$12.00 ($9 if you join the Lipstick Coven)
Would I purchase again?
Yes! Morgana Cryptoria lipsticks have a drier formula, but they’re not drying. It’s this dry formula that keeps the lipstick from migrating off your lips onto your teeth or skin or elsewhere. It LASTS and LASTS. The brighter shades, especially, can go all day. Troll Repellant is one of the brightest shades I’ve seen from Morgana Cryptoria and it’s certainly long wearing. It’s comforting on my lips and they don’t feel dried out after hours of wear, but if you do feel dry, you can always slick some lip balm on top. I prep my lips by applying lip conditioner with SPF before I do lipstick.
Troll Repellant is a color I never want to run out of. It’s not metallic, it’s not frosty, the shimmer is just right. I will purchase it again and again. Love it!
I highly recommend Troll Repellant to anyone wanting a bright lipstick! It’s beautiful!
Product purchased by me. All opinions are my own.